Someone please enlighten me, philistine that I am, and explain the appeal of the Twilight saga.
Explain to me the sex appeal of Robert Pattinson, bearing in mind you're speaking to a woman who thinks Brad Pitt and George Clooney are unattractive. Call me weird, go ahead. Sure, Pattinson's got the accent, but otherwise he needs a comb and a shave. I wanna hold him down and give him a good spray tan...day glo orange side effects be damned! What am I missing here? And what's this crap about him being 'sparkly'? The only man who comes to mind at the word 'sparkly' is Liberace.